NEW ORLEANS (RPT) – A local housecat named Geronimo ended up at the meeting of the Society for Personality and Social Psychology (SPSP) after mistaking “SPSP” for a series of inviting “ppsspp, ppsspp” vocalizations emanating from the Hyatt Regency Conference Center where the meeting was being held. Despite his mistake in wandering into the conference hotel, the cat decided to stay because of the liberal use of laser pointers during talks and the passive-aggressive remarks to poster presenters.
“I think that cat took a shit in my laptop bag,” said a graduate student about Geronimo’s presence at the meeting. An SPSP representative who was asked to comment said, “The views expressed in the poster about cat memes do not represent the views of SPSP or its members. We apologize for any offense we might have caused to Geronimo as well as any and all other cats that either saw the poster or heard about it.” In order to rectify the damage caused by the offending cat meme poster, SPSP leadership has stated that they will provide any offended cats with free cheezburgers.