NEW ORLEANS (RPT) – After Leaving Las Vegas, and Raising Arizona en route to the City of Angels, actor Nicolas Cage told an RPT reporter that he caught wind of what sounded like a Kick-Ass psychology conference being held in New Orleans, LA, the 2020 meeting of the Society for Personality and Social Psychology. Next thing you know, Cage packed up his Con-Air hair dryer and was Gone in 60 Seconds to Drive Angry all the way to New Orleans.
“I wanted to see that talk on Adaptation. But then I ended up having a Face/Off with a couple of Windtalkers in the hallway and never made it to the session,” said National Treasure Nicolas Cage. Despite the interpersonal challenges he experienced during his time at SPSP, Cage claims that he was Moonstruck by the meeting as a whole and regrets that he had to leave the conference early because his cousin Peggy Sue Got Married. Cage made a large donation to the conference, “I don’t mind Running with the Devil," he joked. “I’m just Seeking Justice, like The Family Man that I am.”
Conference goers Amos & Andy told an RPT correspondent that they found it Inconceivable that a famous actor like Cage would show up at SPSP, “it’s ridiculous that he is here, but it’s even more ridiculous that you’re writing a story about this.”
