Other university presidents are in disbelief, “You’ve got to be kidding me. There’s no way Florida Man is in that position,” said a President of a nearby university who also applied for the job, but withdrew his application after a series of appliance fires in his home caused him to reconsider. He continued, “Apparently the cornerstone of his budgetary plan is to save money on heating the campus by burning tires in the administration building.” But despite criticisms, Florida Man’s new strategies are proving successful. The University has experienced increases in enrollments, especially from the state of Florida, and is also gaining investment from the private sector, including through new relationships with previously untapped university-business partnerships such as junkyards and alligator farms. “Whatever’s the problem, I got a solution,” Flordia Man told RPT in an exclusive interview, “what’s happenin’ at this here University ain’t nuthin’ compared to what I been through.” Florida Man declined to comment about the lawsuit filed yesterday by Capri Sun over fears of lost revenue if the University’s new agricultural initiatives are successful.